Just had to write this down before I forget it...

O.K. -- True confessions. Scott and I are just not funny. That's the one thing we can laugh about, is the fact that we just can't seem to be funny, and we know it! So we are trying to laugh a little more this year, whether it's really funny or not! So we are just getting into texting. It's really good for us, because he actually responds to me when I text him, unlike calling his cellphone. So the other day I was supposed to go to the office for a lunch meeting, but the kids weren't cooperating, and the office was crazy that day, so I stayed home. This is the text I got a little later that afternoon:

Me: "...maybe you can save my food for me." (They ordered burritos from Chipotle, my favorite)
Scott: "I brought home your food -- your a hogtie!"
Scott: "I meant hogtie Sorry"
Scott: "Hogtie"
Scott: "Hot one"
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Needless to say I had to wait until we were face to face to get the expanation on that one. Apparently, the text preselect kept coming up "hogtie" everytime he would try to type "hottie." I wonder if there is some implication here? Now we just skip hottie and go straight to hogtie. It's more fitting, I think. I'm still laughing....